You Just Might Be A Liberal
Like a duck who doesn’t know he’s wet, some reasonably bright people have no idea that they are knee-jerk liberals. Now there is a blog – You Just Might be a Liberal — to help them decide. There are a number of helpful tips which can help you reveal your true political colors. For example, “If you spend more time at “Peace” rallies than at church…You Just Might be a liberal”
Here’s a few more.
“If you believe the Dixie Chicks got all those Grammys because of their singing ability instead of their politics….You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you think Charlie Sheen is a better role model than George W. Bush…You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you believe Bill Clinton “Never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski.” You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you didn’t find “Brokeback Mountain” the least bit creepy…You Just Might be a Liberal”
“If you’ve never been north of 125th Street or west of the Hudson River but think you know how Alaska should drill for oil…You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you think Al Franken is funny….You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you feel the UN should have control over America’s foreign policy….You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you think Michael Moore is incredibly sexy….You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you hate the military, big oil and Halliburton but “Support Our Troops”…You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you’ve ever called Forbes magazine a “Capitalist Tool” and meant it in a bad way…You Just Might be a Liberal.”
“If you “teach” in any of the Humanities Departments of any major college…You Just Might be a Liberal.”
‘If you feel anyone who disagrees with you is brain damaged….You Just Might be a Liberal.”
By and large the humor is sharply pointed and could draw blood from a few thin skinned liberals. Written by Rod Pennington – who also has the “You Might be a Conservative” Blog — that is just as brutal to the folks on the right as “You Just Might be a Liberal” is to the people on the left.
If you’re looking for your daily chuckle, this is a great place to start.